How To Orally Please Him? Sloppy Top Is Your New Best-friend
How To Orally Please Him?
Sloppy Top Is Your New Best-Friend
POSTED OCT 10, 2022 UPDATED SEP 03, 2023
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Alright ladies, hold tight because it’s about to get real nasty!
If you can not take reading about “Slippery Slopes” (wink wink) then this may not be for you, but if you want to learn my techniques on giving an awesome ass blowjob. Then you’re in the right place sis.
No matter what you call it, from blowjob, sloppy top, fellatio, milkshake, to even the “drip and sip”. Pleasing him orally can be enjoyable, sexy, and a sacred act of pleasure for the both of you. During the next few minutes, I’ll be giving you some of the low down and dirty tips to topping your man’s night of pure sloppy ecstasy.
Whether you are inexperienced or not. Trust me, some more advice can always be beneficial. So before we get started on this d**k-a-coaster let’s talk real for two seconds.
Some important things to remember before getting into these exercises.
DO NOT perform these special techniques on just any man.
Lazy Ass Larry, Bum Behind Buster, and Toxic D**k Tory is not worth it. This is to only be given to KINGS.
Okay, so I’m not going to hold you. Let’s get into some key prep methods to incorporate before sending his soul to the stars.
5 Prep Techniques Should Know:
1. Know How Your Man Likes It
This is so key!!! Knowing exactly how your man loves to have his “thang thang” sucked is so important. Ask him questions, get to know his stroke number, where he likes to be touched, or even what position he prefers it in. Also my favorite question which is probably about to set some of y’all back, but give me a second Sis.
Ask him, “Bae, let me see how you give yourself pleasure.”
Yaassss!!! Watch him play with his own self. It’s not weird, but totally sexy and the best way to know exactly how he likes it stroked.
2. Practice, practice, and practice some more!
Practicing is going to give you that confidence that you need in giving your King the “head of all heads”. Take these measures seriously just as you would repeat a dance routine before a performance. Get yourself ready!
Train your mouth, energy, and entire body for this explosive blowjob. Start by practicing on a cucumber, banana, even a dildo depending on your man's size. No judgement! Just be sure to go through the motions, sounds, body positioning, and all that.
3. Make Love To It!
Giving head shouldn’t be seen as just a way to make him come, but a method of forming a deeper connection of pleasure and a sacred art of healing. Providing the right type of energy is golden to transforming him. Make sloppy top a fun and exciting experience for the both of you. Even if you’re not big on head pleasure, try to find ways that’ll make you like it more. Add some honey, chocolate, or even grapefruit. Whatever works for you.
Fill your heart, thoughts, and mouth with the words LOVE.
Work that mouth like you're making love to it!!!
4. Stretch
Period!!! Stretch before working out. With these skills you have to come prepared to put in that time because you will get tired quicker if you don’t. So I’ll give you my “Golden Head Stretches”
The “Ai Yi Yi”: Repeat these words with big emphasis and mouth wide.
The “Duck Lips”: Stretch your lips wide from the corners of your mouth like a duck. Then bring them inward, like a pucker and repeat.
The “Snake Charmer”: Stretch your tongue from your mouth as long as you can in all directions.
5. Get your music playlist together!
So Queen, I know you already got your sexy love making playlist together, but do you have your “D**cckkkk Sucking” playlist? Yep, I say it! Sometimes we just need that extra sensory push to help him reach those climaxes.
Here are my top 5 songs to add to that lolli popping playlist:
Alright so now that we’ve gotten the prep out of the way let’s get into these juicy head techniques!
This is a very simple style of preforming head. Awarding him with sweet kisses all around his shaft is a great way to start off.
DIRECTIONS:
While holding his lingam with one hand gently and passionately give his shaft juicy wet kisses as if you are actually kissing his lips. From one side of the shaft, work your way up to the tip of the “johnson”, then down the other side. Also give him sexy eye contact, Remember easy on the teeth, this is an all lips and little tongue motion.
Ooh! A known saucy touch and when those tongue stretches will come in handy. This one will put the twinkle in his toes.
DIRECTIONS:
With one or two hands, hold him in place and create a wrapping motion around the tip of his head. Be sure to apply lickable wet pressure upon the tip and think “fat tongue” no skinny pointy tongue action. Just as you would with a lollipop, literally.
Alright ladies, so your arm muscles are much needed in this one. The jack & twist is the time when things start to warm up for bae. Be mindful to apply as much spit or oil.
DIRECTIONS:
Cuff your wet dominant hand in a circle and slide your hand down from the tip. As your hand is sliding down to the base of his d**k twist your hand firmly and softly, and drop your open wet mouth on the top, while making a “glop” sound. Then work your way back up making a “slurp” sound and untwisting your wrist. Repeat this motion over and over.
Note: Always allow your tongue to reach over your bottom teeth, while minding your top teeth.
***Warning he may cum quick so be mindful if you don’t want him to nut yet.
Lift oooofffff!!! Okay enough with the jokes. The Cannon is my secret tantric move and a rocket launcher that your man is sure to love.
DIRECTIONS:
Interlock your hands into one, creating a circle, with one thumb on top of the other. Place his king staff in the middle of your cannon hands, while your thumbs are on the spine of his d**k. Start off by massaging your thumbs along the spine from top to bottom. Then gently with pressure close your hands in some and start sucking and moving your hands, while still massaging with your thumbs.
Okay so time for my favorite Lady Yoni blowjob technique. The vacuum papi a.k.a. “The Soul Snatcher”. When I say soul snatcher, I mean in the most nastiest, raunchiest, righteous way. That is your man, your king, please him in the most sacred manner.
DIRECTIONS:
Place your dripping mouth all the way over his entire penis stretching as far as you can to the bottom without gagging. Once you reach that spot, place both hands around your lips, forming a suction cup. Then with your tongue flat on his d**k use your throat to form a vacuum like suction with your spit. Your head will be bobbing up and down, along with your throat moving, as you’re sucking up his d**k and your spit.
Note: Do not suck too hard, but just enough to let his a** know what’s up!
Alright Queen, close your mouth. Don’t start practicing yet finish reading first.
“Dang!!! She Ready!!!”
Now that you have my five preps and my top five personal blowjob techniques. Here are some other tips to keep in mind:
TIPS:
NEVER EVER give dry head. Please ladies that is a no no.
Set the scene not for him, but for you.
Don’t over do it!
Practice safe sex
Also just cause he comes does not always mean that he likes it.
Other ways to know if he’s enjoying it.
He’s making noises.
He’s scooting back. “Naw STOP RUNNING!!!”
He’s staring at you.
His toes are curling
Ooh girl! I gave you all the tea. Now go sip and have fun. Literally!
Lady Yoni
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I'm Lady Yoni. I am the owner and creator of P.Y.E. Fit™ (Phat Yoni Energy fitness™). I am a Women’s Health Coach, Author, Speaker, and girl power Influencer, with a bachelor’s in Biology from Famu. I educate women on how to live healthier by detoxifying their bodies from past womb trauma, let go of toxic yoni habits, and step into their Phat Yoni Energy.
